This "Eurostyle" motorized scooter has to be top of my Christmas wish list. No, not for myself (though I wouldn't refuse if anybody's looking for possible gifts) but rather it is my wish parents everywhere would buy these for their kids. Complete with two full-range speakers, iPod docking station and FM stereo, the iMod from Razor, I believe, could go some way towards banishing terrible teens' tinny tunes. Yes, it would seem that the youth of today must have music wherever they go, so please, people, furnish your little ASBO with an iMod so, though we must be forced to hear their terrible taste in music, it'll at least be of a quality of output less grating. Retailing at $299 exclusively from Toys 'R' Us, this little beauty can go up to 10 miles and 15mph on a single charge. Handily enough, the seat can be lifted to reveal a small storage compartment which for the rest of the world will probably be used for sweets, but in England doubtless equates to a useful place to pop your fags and booze and any little 'extras' you need for a night at the park. I can only pray that January 2009 will see a spate of less musically-challenged drive-by scootings.