When it comes to iPhone gimmicks, this one's a bust. Japanese blogger, technohippy, appears to have been working away at a solution to the problem of the iPhone being less of a hit in his native land than was expected, thus fusing two of Japan's big passions: sexual fetishism and technology. Hmm, seems obvious, no? The resultant fruits of his labour is a breast simulator called paiTouch (boobTouch,) which allows one to indulge in a spot of virtual breast fondling. Yes, it's all eyes on the pai's as you may try a sample of his work for yourself here, as I did. Fairly pointless, yes, but rather therapeutic nonetheless.