For those of you who insist on military precision in the kitchen, I present the Swissarmius cutlery holder by Art. Lebedev design.

Many of us may find a survivalist approach is best when livin' la vida loca en la cocina, and that is why designer Yegor Zhgun has brought us Swissarmius; for it is "simple and beautiful, useful and functional, like the real Swiss Army knife." Employing the traditional aesthetics of the famous pocket-sized multi-tool kit, Swissarmius has four life-sized compartments in which you may organise your life-sized culinary tools.

Swissarmius: because you don't need to be army to be handy.