Ah, 'tis the season to be jolly good to your pet, and here at Beyond Kewl we'd like to point you in the direction of our top 5 pet picks, if we may. From the sublime to the ridiculous, plus bonus surprise entry (no, not a thermometer up the backside at the vet's,) I would like to present to you Beyond Kewl's Top 5 Pet-Related Products...
1. Milki
Just stroke him under the chin and Milki will be the LED light of your life. Part acrylic, part ceramic, but all lovely, Milki is the touch-sensitive sausage dog soul who'll provide you with canine illumination, no treats required.
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2. DogPot
Designer Young-Long Choi has been beavering away at the answer to mucky pups and come up with the DogPot - the conveniently foldy pocket paper pooper scooper. Choi provides this enlightening quote on his design:
"When we clean the dog or other pet’s excrement, If picking and throwaway are acted at a time, is it more prompt or convenient? For this aim, this product is applied a leverage. Only with a little effort, it can pick a target exactly, and pick once, it have the target slip through its package. This product is made by paper, so it is very useful in outside for its light and portable shape. Most of all, structure of dogpot have folding lines. So it will be flat when you have it in your pocket at outdoor."
However, if that's not enlightening enough for you, you could always try the Lighted Pooper Scooper.
3. SNIF Tag
"If you ever longed for a way to monitor your dog's social life, map out his buddy network, and sense who its true friends are, you might have been waiting for SNIF"
Indeed you might. Yes, strange but true, you can in fact be an undercover, covert spy doggy style with the SNIF Tag - the online way to keep track of that wayward pooch. Transmitting information wirelessly via an accelerometer to SNIF Base, you can find out all your dogs antics from ball-licking to arse-sniffing and poo-munching shenanigans.
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4. iBone
No, not a statement on my part, just the name of this geek-inspired dog toy. If you can't get your paws on an iPhone, get your pup's paws on an iBone. Comes complete with squeaker "for extra enjoyment" at only $11.95.
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5. Cat DVD
"This is it! This is the cat video you & your kitty have been looking for!"
Designed with cats in mind, Cat DVD is home entertainment for your kitty. With over 3 hours of exclusive footage including squirrels dancing in and out of screen AND cat toy video special effects ("yes special efects made for cats!,") Cat DVD is the route to feline entertainment this season.
Available Here
And now for my bonus entry (oo-er)...
DIY Cathouse
Make sure your pussy's feline sublime this Christmas with a DIY Cathouse. Full instructions can be found here as to the construction of your own contemporary cathouse. Olive's owner had this to say on the subject:
“I made this house for my cat, Olive. She enters through a door in the bottom side and then ascends a ramp, which boosts her to the upper level. The front wall is plexi-glass, the floor is 2.5 inch thick old sheepskin rug, and my wife made some small paintings that hang on the walls. There is also a big cardboard scratching porch. Cats love to scratch and relax on cardboard. The top is removable and the glass slides out for maintenance.”
Well there you have it, folks, all you need for a spot of heavy petting this Christmas.
