In the very occasional series I shall call Beer Gear for obvious reasons, I bring to you the Beer Bottle Holder Sweatshirt. Coming nicely chilled off the heels of The Official Beer Glove, this "classic heather-grey sweatshirt" comes complete with built-in bottle pouch to keep your baby safe. Surely an ASBO essential, this hoodie retails from $41.98 for a large size and you can go up to $44.98 for an XXL as your carefully honed beer-belly grows. Oohh it's like mothers' milk.

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